Tuesday, March 31, 2015

My personal pony rankings


Mane 6:+ Spike
1. Rainbow Dash (9.9/10)
2. Fluttershy (9.75/10)
3. Pinkie Pie (9.6/10)
4. Applejack (9.4/10)
5. Rarity (9.2/10)
6. Twilight Sparkle (9/10)
7. Spike (8.9/10)

Princesses:
1. Princess Luna (9.1/10)
2. Princess Twilight (as above, 9/10)
3. Princess Celestia (8.5/10)
4. Princess Cadance (8/10)

Cutie Mark Crusaders
1. Scootaloo (8.9/10, coolest CMC... Also absurdly adorable)
2. Sweetie Belle (8.8/10, most adorable CMC... her squeaky voice is the cutest thing EVER)
3. Apple Bloom (8.7/10, absurdly adorable AND cool; also has best singing voice)
4. Babs Seed (8.5/10, possibly the most badass CMC, NEEDS MOAR EPISODES NAO PL0X)

Antagonists/Villains/Jerks/Bullies
1. Discord (9.2/10, Top 5 non-Mane 6, almost everything he says and does is entertaining)
2. The Great and Powerful Trixie (9/10, Top 5 non-Mane 6, needs more appearances)
3. Queen Chrysalis (8.5/10, awesome, manipulative, badass, intelligent, hammy villain)
4. Nightmare Moon (8/10, awesome, hammy, somewhat sympathetic starter villain)
5. Lightning Dust (7.75/10, pretty much Season 2 Rainbow Dash w/o the loyalty and concern for others' well-being)
6. Flim and Flam (7.5/10, they may be filthy, lying con artist scumbags, but they're entertaining)
7. Sunset Shimmer (7.25/10)
8. Gilda (5.75/10, mean to everypony except Rainbow Dash, made Fluttershy cry)
9. Suri Polomare (5.5/10, manipulative fashionista whose callous treatment of Coco Pommel crossed the line)
10. Bully Dragons from Dragon Quest (4.25/10, trying to kill Phoenix babies is something I strongly frown upon)
11. King Sombra (4/10, had potential to be awesome, but turned out to be a bland, uninteresting villain)
12. Prince Blueblood (3.25/10, pretentious, whiny, arrogant, haughty, selfish little jerk)
13. Silver Spoon (3/10, annoying, pretentious, obnoxious, stuck-up brat that bullies the CMC too much)
14. Diamond Tiara (2.75/10, see Silver Spoon)

Minor characters and significant background ponies:
Coco Pommel (9.25/10, BEST NON-MANE 6 and most adorable non-Fluttershy pony)
Cheese Sandwich (9.22/10, Second best non-Mane 6)
Maud Pie (8.8/10, Flat personality, but she is such an awesome big sister to Pinkie that I love her all the same)
Derpy Hooves (8.5/10)
Flitter (8.4/10, possibly the most adorable pony that isn't Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, the CMC or Coco Pommel)
Cloudchaser (8.3/10, I really like her mane! Also she's almost as adorable as Flitter)
Vinyl Scratch/DJ Pon-3 (8.2/10, though this has more to do with all the brony fanart than anything else)
Octavia (8.1/10, see Vinyl Scratch)
Big Macintosh (8/10, awesome singing voice, needs more lines besides "eeyup" or "nope")
Braeburn (8/10, another tragically underused pony that needs more appearances)
Lyra Heartstrings (7.75/10, adorable pony, needs more speaking lines)
Granny Smith (7.5/10)
Thunderlane (7.4/10)
Bon-Bon (7.25/10, she's a bit of a jerk in many of her appearances, but I like her all the same)
Iron Will (7/10)
Shining Armor (7/10)
Rumble (6.9/10)
Featherweight (6.8/10)
Pipsqueak (6.5/10)
Button Mash (6.25/10)
Snips and Snails (5.75/10)
Silver Shill (5.5/10)
Flash Sentry (5/10, WIFAU THEIF!!!1one Overused, horribly unfunny jokes aside, I just think he's bland and uninteresting)

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