Tuesday, October 3, 2017

My Little Pony: The Movie

>Hasbro finally announces a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie to be released in theaters
>Bronies around the world scream in delight
>Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
>Her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
>To her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards
>One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
>Disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater
>She is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move
>She and her daughter are encased in a prison of lard
>The movie starts
>Sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over
>When an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears
>When the man sitting next to her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor
>The film continues, and there is a brief scene where Fluttershy's butt is front and center
>Suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying
>Not for long
>Everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed
>The mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
>suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony seed
>no easy task to clear the ground
>plant our tiny seeds

Monday, June 19, 2017

06/19/2017 update, and this blog's future

Sorry I haven't updated this blog in pretty much forever. I've been busy with a lot of other things going on in my personal life. I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, though. While I used to love this show, and would go out of my way to watch every episode of the show as soon as I could, and I used to love interacting with the fandom and posting pony image dumps all over Twitter and on here, those days are long gone, and they are probably never going to return. See, I've lost nearly all interest in ponies. My interest in MLP started to wane sometime during that long hiatus between seasons 4 and 5. Season 4 had some of the best episodes in the series; almost on par with seasons 1 and 2, so I was expecting Season 5 to be similarly awesome. Well, while Season 5 started off with a good enough opener, as the season went on, I started to feel increasingly underwhelmed by each subsequent episode. In fact, the only episodes in Season 5 that really did much of anything for me are the opening 2-parter, Rarity Investigates, Crusaders of the Lost Mark, and The Mane Attraction. Ultimately, I was utterly disappointed. When Season 6 started, I had to force myself to watch the Crystalling parts 1 & 2, several days after they aired. I haven't seen a single episode of MLP since. 

There are multiple factors in me losing interest in the show, honestly. Part of it is the fact that the show just seems like it's long since ran out of ideas, to the point where it's negatively impacted the quality of the show itself. Another part of it is the fact that I've pretty much lost all respect for much of the fandom. I began to realize that most of the people I used to be cool with in the fandom either abandoned the fandom completely, turned into complete and utter assholes, or both. The brony fandom, which was already well-known for extremely cringeworthy behavior and completely unnecessary drama and shit-flinging, had only gotten even WORSE in all of those areas every time I interacted with them on Twitter, which only solidified my decision to abandon the fandom completely. My increasing lack of interest in MLP, combined with my then-newfound contempt for a fandom I once used to love, eventually grew to the point that one day, in January 2016, I just wordlessly deleted a Twitter account with over 5,100 followers on it just to wash my hands of it all.

And if the waning quality of MLP and the fandom isn't bad enough, I've noticed that most of the staff that work for the show have been doing a bunch of bizarre political rants on Twitter. I mean, I understand not liking Trump and all, I mean, I'm no fan of the guy by any stretch of the imagination, but the show staff have been bitching about him relentlessly and constantly for months now. To this very day, they never shut up about him. It's like they're so focused on standing on a political soapbox and preaching about how cartoonishly evil Trump and everyone who voted for him is that they've pretty much stopped caring about producing something resembling a decent cartoon. And then there's the fact that some of them act like complete and utter primadonnas who are utterly incapable of taking criticism, and have outright told fans they had disagreements with to "go fuck themselves" on several occasions.

Yeah. The slow, but sure drop in quality of the show and the rapid deterioration of the fandom has pretty much eliminated all interest I originally had in MLP. That, combined with the show staff's disgraceful behavior on a variety of levels, only makes it less likely that I'll be watching MLP again anytime soon, if ever, and I probably won't be updating this blog, either.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Welcome to my pony blog!

So, I decided to create a new blog exclusively for ponies. This blog mainly contains image dumps of various characters from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Hope you enjoy it.

If you want to watch episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, go to http://www.dailymotion.com/MLPFiMVideos... That is my DailyMotion channel that is filled with (almost) every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic so far. If a new episode of MLP:FiM comes on, expect to see it on there within a few hours, except under certain special circumstances, such as me losing Internet access or my computer dying out on me. It might help to take the edge off from hearing or seeing too much stressful stuff (i.e. some of the posts on my blog), and you may walk away with the realization that not ALL things pertaining to My Little Pony suck. In fact, in the case of FiM, it's AWESOME.

BTW, since DailyMotion absolutely ADORES putting ads all over the place, often ruining perfectly good videos by placing ads at the beginning, end, and occasionally, even the MIDDLE of many videos, please consider installing Adblock Plus for maximum pony enjoyment. DailyMotion can be a great deal better and more enjoyable than YouTube, but only if you use Adblock to get around the horribly annoying ads.

If you're interested in MLP:FiM, but you don't want to go to DailyMotion, either because of the annoying random pre-video ads or because the videos play slower there than on other sites, there are a few channels on YouTube that have the entire first season uploaded to their channels, and they're all ad-free, too. I was planning on creating another YouTube channel to upload pony videos to, but it wouldn't allow me to upload videos past 15 minutes unless I gave a mobile phone number, and I don't have a mobile phone, and I'm NOT breaking these videos into parts.

Here are a few quick links to various pony image dumps I've made so far...

Pony image dumps:
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/033015-sweetie-belle-image-dump.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/033015-scootaloo-image-dump-contains.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/033015-apple-bloom-image-dump-contains.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032915-applejack-image-dump-contains-35.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032915-rarity-image-dump-about-26-pics.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032915-pinkie-pie-image-dump-31.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032315-twilight-sparkle-image-dump-30.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032315-fluttershy-image-dump-25-pics-of.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032313-rainbow-dash-image-dump-30-pics.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032315-pony-image-dump-3-contains-18.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032315-pony-image-dump-2-13-pictures-of.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/03/032315-pony-image-dump-contains-about.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/01/010515-pic-dump-of-day-about-30-random.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-fluttershy-image-dump-about-23.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-pony-image-dump-4-contains-about.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-random-pony-image-dump-3.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-rainbow-dash-image-dump-2.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-rainbow-dash-image-dump-contains.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-applejack-image-dump-contains-20.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-pony-image-dump-2-18-pics-mostly.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2014/01/011514-random-pony-image-dump-20-images.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/10/100213-random-pony-image-dump-mostly.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/092713-random-pony-image-dump-contains.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/092513-random-pony-image-dump-2-mostly.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/91913-random-pony-image-dump-2-about.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091913-random-ponies-image-dump-over.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-random-pony-image-dump-3-about.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-spike-image-dump-about-80.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-fluttershy-image-dump-about-30.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-sunset-shimmer-image-dump-46.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-random-pony-image-dump-2-about.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-ponies-eating-meat-image-dump.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2013/09/091613-random-pony-image-dump-95-pics.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2012/08/pony-image-dump-of-day-8281256k-warning.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-adorable-pony-image-dump-69-pics.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump_25.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump_69.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump_0.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump_62.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-adorable-pony-image-dump_86.html
http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/052515-random-pony-image-dump-8-about.html

http://brony-montana.blogspot.com/2015/05/053115-huge-random-adorable-pony-image.html

Friday, April 29, 2016

My Little Pony Episode "The Cutie Map" Parts 1 and 2 Nominated for 2016 Hugo Award for "Best Dramatic Representation"

 http://www.brony.com/my_little_pony_nomiated_2016_hugo_award/#sthash.BxCf3xQb.dpuf

MIDAMERICON II ANNOUNCES 2016 HUGO AWARD FINALISTS
MidAmeriCon II, the 74th Science Fiction Convention
Kansas City, MO
August 17-21, 2016

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Kansas City, Missouri, USA — The Finalists for the 2016 Hugo Awards and John W. Campbell for Best New Writer were announced on Tuesday, April 26, 2016, at 12 Noon CDT.  The announcement was made live to social media, including Twitter and Facebook accounts of MidAmericCon II, and via the MidAmeriCon II website.

4032 valid nominating ballots (4015 electronic and 17 paper) were received and counted for the members of the 2015, 2016, and 2017 World Science Fiction Conventions.

The final ballot to select this year’s winners will open in mid-May 2016, and will be open to all Attending, Young Adult, and Supporting Members of MidAmeriCon II.  The winners of the 2016 Hugo Awards will be announced at a highlighted formal ceremony at the convention, on the evening of Saturday, August 20.

The Hugo Awards are the premier award in the science fiction genre, honoring science fiction literature and media as well as the genre’s fans.  The Awards were first presented at the 1953 World Science Fiction Convention in Philadelphia (PhilCon II), and they have continued to honor sciene fiction and fantasy notables for well over 60 years.
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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has been nominated for 1 Hugo Award in 2016.   It was nominated for the “Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form)” category.    Other nominees include:  Doctor Who, Grimm, Jessica Jones, and Supernatural.     Fans of science fiction have voted on specific episodes for the category, and it’s the two-part Pony episode “The Cutie Map” Parts 1 and 2 that have gained the Hugo nod.

If you’d like to see a full list of all the 2016 Hugo Award nominees please visit HERE.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode links

Here is the list of all the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episodes currently uploaded to DailyMotion on the channel  http://dailymotion.com/MLPUploads... All uploads are in 720p. This list will expand with time, and will grow to include all three of the Equestria Girls movies and the shorts for the latter two as well. The episodes will be listed in broadcast order.

Season 1 -

S1E1 - Mare in the Moon http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497y87_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-1-mare-in-the-moon_shortfilms

S1E2 - Elements of Harmony http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497yad_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-2-the-elements-of-harmony_shortfilms

S1E3 - The Ticket Master http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497yff_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-3-the-ticket-master_shortfilms

S1E4 - Applebuck Season http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497yjz_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-4-applebuck-season_shortfilms

S1E5 - Griffon The Brush-Off http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497ynx_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-5-griffon-the-brush-off_tv

S1E6 - Boast Busters http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x497ypy_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-6-boast-busters_shortfilms

S1E7 - Dragonshy http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49e5u9_1x07-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-7-dragonshy-720p_fun

S1E8 - Look Before You Sleep http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49efjh_1x08-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-8-look-before-you-sleep-720p_fun

S1E9 - Bridle Gossip http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49epqb_1x09-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-9-bridle-gossip-720p_fun

S1E10 - Swarm Of The Century http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49f6yy_1x10-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-10-swarm-of-the-century_fun

S1E11 - Winter Wrap-Up http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49fsbj_1x11-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-11-winter-wrap-up-720p_fun

S1E12 - Call of the Cutie http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49gdi7_1x12-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-12-call-of-the-cutie-720p_fun

S1E13 - Fall Weather Friends http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49o50p_1x13-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-13-fall-weather-friends-720p_fun

S1E14 - Suited For Success http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49p868_1x14-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-14-suited-for-success_fun

S1E15 - Feeling Pinkie Keen http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49pucn_1x15-my-little-pony-season-1-episode-15-feeling-pinkie-keen_fun

S1E16 - Sonic Rainboom http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49q3rf_1x16-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-sonic-rainboom_fun

S1E17 - Stare Master http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49qbuo_1x17-my-little-pony-season-1-episode-17-stare-master_fun

S1E18 - The Show Stoppers http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49qhi0_1x18-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-the-show-stoppers_fun

Pending:
S1E19 - A Dog And Pony Show
S1E20 - Green Isn't Your Color
S1E21 - Over A Barrel
S1E22 - A Bird In The Hoof
S1E23 - The Cutie Mark Chronicles
S1E24 - Owl's Well That Ends Well
S1E25 - Party Of One
S1E26 - The Best Night Ever

Season 2 -
S2E1 - The Return of Harmony Part 1
S2E2 - The Return of Harmony Part 2
S2E3 - Lesson Zero
S2E4 - Luna Eclipsed
S2E5 - Sisterhooves Social
S2E6 - The Cutie Pox
S2E7 - May The Best Pet Win!
S2E8 - The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well
S2E9 - Sweet and Elite
S2E10 - Secret of My Excess
S2E11 - Hearth's Warming Eve
S2E12 - Family Appreciation Day
S2E13 - Baby Cakes
S2E14 - The Last Roundup (Original)
S2E15 - The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
S2E16 - Reed It And Weep
S2E17 - Hearts and Hooves Day
S2E18 - A Friend In Deed
S2E19 - Putting Your Hoof Down
S2E20 - It's About Time
S2E21 - Dragon Quest
S2E22 - Hurricane Fluttershy
S2E23 - Ponyville Confidential
S2E24 - MMMystery on the Friendship Express
S2E25 - A Canterlot Wedding, Part 1
S2E26 - A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

Season 3 -

S3E01 - The Crystal Empire, Part 1
S3E02 - The Crystal Empire, Part 2
S3E03 - Too Many Pinkie Pies
S3E04 - One Bad Apple
S3E05 - Magic Duel
S3E06 - Sleepless in Ponyville
S3E07 - Wonderbolt Academy
S3E08 - Apple Family Reunion
S3E09 - Spike At Your Service
S3E10 - Keep Calm and Flutter On
S3E11 - Just For Sidekicks
S3E12 - Games Ponies Play
S3E13 - Magical Mystery Cure

Season 4 -

S4E1 - Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part 1
S4E2 - Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part 2
S4E3 - Castle Mane-ia
S4E4 - Daring Don't
S4E5 - Flight To The Finish
S4E6 - Power Ponies
S4E7 - Bats!
S4E8 - Rarity Takes Manehattan
S4E9 - Pinkie Apple Pie
S4E10 - Rainbow Falls
S4E11 - Three's A Crowd
S4E12 - Pinkie Pride
S4E13 - Simple Ways
S4E14 - Filli Vanilli
S4E15 - Twilight Time
S4E16 - It Ain't Easy Being Breezies
S4E17 - Somepony To Watch Over Me
S4E18 - Maud Pie
S4E19 - For Whom The Sweetie Belle Toils
S4E20 - Leap of Faith
S4E21 - Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3
S4E22 - Trade Ya
S4E23 - Inspiration Manifestation
S4E24 - Equestria Games
S4E25 - Twilight's Kingdom, Part 1
S4E26 - Twilight's Kingdom, Part 2

Season 5

S5E1 - The Cutie Map, Part 1
S5E2 - The Cutie Map, Part 2
S5E3 - Castle Sweet Castle
S5E4 - Bloom and Gloom
S5E5 - Tanks For The Memories
S5E6 - Appleoosa's Most Wanted
S5E7 - Make New Friends But Keep Discord
S5E8 - The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone

Pending Episodes

S5E9 - Slice of Life
S5E10 - Princess Spike
S5E11 - Party Pooped
S5E12 - Amending Fences
S5E13 - Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
S5E14 - Canterlot Boutique
S5E15 - Rarity Investigates!
S5E16 - Made in Manehattan
S5E17 - Brotherhooves Social
S5E18 - Crusaders of the Lost Mark
S5E19 - The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
S5E20 - Hearthbreakers
S5E21 - Scare Master
S5E22 - What About Discord?
S5E23 - The Hooffields and McColts
S5E24 - The Mane Attraction
S5E25 - The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 1
S5E26 - The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 2

Season 6

S6E1 - The Crystalling - Part 1
S6E2 - The Crystalling - Part 2
S6E3 - The Gift Of The Maud Pie
S6E4 - On Your Marks
S6E5 - Gauntlet Of Fire
S6E6 - No Second Prances
S6E7 - Newbie Dash
S6E8 - A Hearth's Warming Tale
S6E9 - Saddle Row & Rec
S6E10 - Applejack's "Day" Off
S6E11 - Flutter Brutter
S6E12 - Spice Up Your Life
S6E13 - ????


Movies:
Equestria Girls Part 1:
Equestria Girls Part 2:
Equestria Girls Part 3:
Rainbow Rocks Shorts:
Rainbow Rocks Part 1:
Rainbow Rocks Part 2:
Friendship Games Shorts:
Friendship Games Part 1:
Friendship Games Part 2:

Future Movies:
Legend of Everfree Shorts:
Legend of Everfree Part 1:
Legend of Everfree Part 2:
Legend of Everfree Part 3?: